Jokes: date

Blind Date

A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris...

Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing g...

Midget Dating

I use to date a midget.I was nuts over her!

First Date

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One...

Y'know Yer A Redneck

Y'know yer a redneck, when someone yells "Hoedown!" and yer date drop t'the floor.

Family Honor

A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:

Vampire Date

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd...

Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw

Date It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy ...

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date...

Farmers Daughters

One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Sa...

A Crappy Date (a True Story)

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to sch...

Crappy Date

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he ...

A Good date

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates ...

The Blond Date

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout ...

Home Cooked Meal

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of hi...

Top Ten Ways The Bible Is Out Of Date

10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate! 8) Sain...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deli...

Honesty Date

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there...

Spring Of 1957

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes to pick up his ...

Hmmmmmm

why does sour cream have an expiry date?

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