Jokes: dance

Patent Leather Shoes

Boudreaux went to the store and bought him a pair of patent leather shoes. After seeing ho...

Mastercard For Men

Cover charge: $15.00Round of drinks: $23.00Table dance: $30.00Another round of drinks: ...

Two Knives

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!...

For Everything Else - There's Mastercard

Mastercard Commercial Finally, a Mastercard television commercial for men:...

Lone Bones

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it had no body to go with....

Jam Out, Adam Ant!

Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ''twist to open.''

Kleenex

How do you make a kleenex dance?You put a little boogie in it.

The Funeral Dance

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey...