Jokes: dance

Two Knives

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!...

For Everything Else - There's Mastercard

Mastercard Commercial Finally, a Mastercard television commercial for men:...

Lone Bones

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it had no body to go with....

Patent Leather Shoes

Boudreaux went to the store and bought him a pair of patent leather shoes. After seeing ho...

Mastercard For Men

Cover charge: $15.00Round of drinks: $23.00Table dance: $30.00Another round of drinks: ...

Jam Out, Adam Ant!

Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ''twist to open.''

Kleenex

How do you make a kleenex dance?You put a little boogie in it.

The Funeral Dance

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey...