Jokes: daddy

Daughters are curious~~~

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father'...

Closet Secrets

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. John...

The Code Word Is...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they w...

Mommy and Uncle Fred

February 10, 2003 It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of ...

Mommy And Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer...

Yo Daddy

Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.

Confused Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused? A: His Daddy was really a Mummy!

Your Daddy...head So Big

Your Daddy's head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.

Long Tail

A father watched his five-year-old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflect...

Yo Daddy's So Dumb... Court

Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, "Order in the court!" h...

Bad Books

Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written:'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Ca...

Typewriter

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have ...

Bug Penis

A man and his wife are going up the interstate in traffic, fighting and its heated too. Th...

Mommy Almost Died

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the cat died toda...

Daddy, What Is Sex?

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. ''Daddy, what is sex?'' T...

Little Kid's Books

'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Candy''The Little Sissy Who Snitched''Some ...

P. Diddy I. D.

You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand of cigarettes.

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." A...

Horse Riding

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a g...

The Right Thing

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give...

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