Jokes: daddy

Daughters are curious~~~

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father'...

Yo Daddy Is So Poor

Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.

Special Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grand...

We Float Up To Heaven On Our Backs

One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead...

Daddy's Password

I know Daddy's ...

In The Family Closet

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy...

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Met Yo Daddy

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Your Daddy...head So Big

Your Daddy's head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.

Long Tail

A father watched his five-year-old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflect...

Closet Secrets

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. John...

The Code Word Is...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they w...

Mommy and Uncle Fred

February 10, 2003 It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of ...

Mommy And Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer...

Yo Daddy

Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.

Confused Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused? A: His Daddy was really a Mummy!

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." A...

Yo Daddy's So Dumb... Court

Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, "Order in the court!" h...

Bad Books

Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written:'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Ca...

Typewriter

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have ...

Bug Penis

A man and his wife are going up the interstate in traffic, fighting and its heated too. Th...

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