Jokes: daddy

Daughters are curious~~~

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father'...

Bug Penis

A man and his wife are going up the interstate in traffic, fighting and its heated too. Th...

Mommy Almost Died

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the cat died toda...

Daddy, What Is Sex?

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. ''Daddy, what is sex?'' T...

Little Kid's Books

'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Candy''The Little Sissy Who Snitched''Some ...

P. Diddy I. D.

You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand of cigarettes.

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." A...

Yo Daddy's So Dumb... Court

Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, "Order in the court!" h...

Bad Books

Kid's Books That Should Never Be Written:'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Ca...

Typewriter

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have ...

Mommy & "uncle" Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes...

Code For Love

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have se...

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

Light Bulb 5

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."...

Tomato Family Outing

Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was w...

Horse Riding

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a g...

The Right Thing

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give...

Picture Of Daddy

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it w...

Daddy's Password

I know Daddy's ...

In The Family Closet

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy...

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