Jokes: daddy

Daughters are curious~~~

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father'...

Tomato Family Outing

Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was w...

Horse Riding

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a g...

The Right Thing

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give...

Picture Of Daddy

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it w...

Mommy & "uncle" Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes...

Code For Love

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have se...

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

Light Bulb 5

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."...

Special Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grand...

We Float Up To Heaven On Our Backs

One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead...

Daddy's Password

I know Daddy's ...

In The Family Closet

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy...

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Met Yo Daddy

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo Daddy Is So Poor

Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.

Long Tail

A father watched his five-year-old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflect...

Closet Secrets

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. John...

The Code Word Is...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they w...

Mommy and Uncle Fred

February 10, 2003 It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of ...

Mommy And Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer...

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