Jokes: daddy

Daughters are curious~~~

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father'...

We Float Up To Heaven On Our Backs

One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead...

Daddy's Password

I know Daddy's ...

In The Family Closet

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy...

Yo Mama's So Ugly... Met Yo Daddy

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo Daddy Is So Poor

Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.

Special Trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grand...

The Code Word Is...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they w...

Mommy and Uncle Fred

February 10, 2003 It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of ...

Mommy And Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer...

Yo Daddy

Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.

Confused Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused? A: His Daddy was really a Mummy!

Your Daddy...head So Big

Your Daddy's head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.

Long Tail

A father watched his five-year-old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflect...

Closet Secrets

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. John...

Typewriter

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have ...

Bug Penis

A man and his wife are going up the interstate in traffic, fighting and its heated too. Th...

Mommy Almost Died

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the cat died toda...

Daddy, What Is Sex?

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. ''Daddy, what is sex?'' T...

Little Kid's Books

'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Candy''The Little Sissy Who Snitched''Some ...

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