Jokes: customer

12 Year Old Scotch

A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "...

The Blind Man

A Blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the stor...

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I...

Fish Heads

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intellige...

Taste It

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that somet...

Tech Support

Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerp...

Getting Smarter

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intellige...

Helping The Armless

A man with no arms walked in to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foami...