Jokes: crossing

Turtle Crossing

Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ''Shell'' station!

Dog Crossing

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.

One-handed Man Crossing

Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....

Frog Crossing

Q: Why did the frog cross the road? A: It didn't.

Woman Crossing

Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen....

Dumb Crossing

A highway patrol officer was driving up a mountain road and saw a car stop on the road. He...

Blonde Crossing

A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The fir...

Rooster Crossing

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Caution: Condom Crossing

Why'd the condom cross the road? He got pissed off!

Turkey Crossing

Why did the turkey cross the road? To get hit by my car.

Blonde Road Crossing

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know, and neither does she.

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom....

Frog Crossing Road

Why did the frog cross the road? It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

The Programmer And The Princess

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,

Skeleton Crossing The Road

Why'd the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop.

Crossing A River

One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to...


Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossi...

Blonde crossing the road

Why did the blonde cross the road?I don't know.Neither did he.