Jokes: cross

Racoon Joke

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

Dog And Elephant

What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant? A very nervous postman.

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Osama The Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road?KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.PLATO: ...

Strange Beggar

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.One has a cross in front of him; ...

Blonde Cross Road

Why did the blonde cross the road? She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicke...

Elephant And Prostitute

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up....

Woman Crossing

Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen....

Cross Breeding

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig? A: Jurassic pork!

The Blind And The Dog

John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-d...

Rooster And Owl

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?A cock that stays up all night!...

C'mere Pig

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing. There are some things even a p...

Turkey Crossing

Why did the turkey cross the road? To get hit by my car.

The Turkey And The Road

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken!

Dog Days

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

Frog Crossing Road

Why did the frog cross the road? It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

Why'd The Redneck?

Why'd the redneck cross the road? Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other sid...

Caution: Condom Crossing

Why'd the condom cross the road? He got pissed off!

Dinosaur St.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

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