Jokes: cross

the one handed man

why did the 1 handed man cross the road??to get to the second hand shop

Frog Crossing

Q: Why did the frog cross the road? A: It didn't.

Oh, Skeleton. You'll Never Learn.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

The Indecisive Chicken

Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...er, no...

Gotta Hand It To You

Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....

The Cross-eyed Cow

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was co...

The Turkey And The Road

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken!

Dog Days

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

Frog Crossing Road

Why did the frog cross the road? It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

Why'd The Redneck?

Why'd the redneck cross the road? Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other sid...

Caution: Condom Crossing

Why'd the condom cross the road? He got pissed off!

Dinosaur St.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

Fortune 500

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute? Your whoroscope!...

Kangaroo + Leap Year =

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A leap year!

Chickenhead In The Road

Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A: Because her man kicked her out.

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom....

Run, Little Cow

Why did the calf cross the street? To get to the udder side.

The Classic Joke That Sucks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!

One-handed Man Crossing

Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....

The Octo-cow

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? An animal that can milk itself!...

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