Jokes: cross

A Problemic Polemic

Why did the woman cross the road? Who knows? Why the heck do they do anything?...

Pig-ipede

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs!...

P. Diddy + Kenny G. = ?

What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.? An aneurysm.

Turtle Crossing

Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ''Shell'' station!

Stripper And Model

What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model? A boner.

Rooster Crossing

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Sheep And Kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A sweater with big pockets....

Elephant And Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I kno...

Gorilla And Computer

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer? A Harry Reasoner!

Dog Crossing

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.

Osama-chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Beggars In Mexico

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a S...

Blonde Road Crossing

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know, and neither does she.

Raven And Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog? A: A ravin lunatic.

Woman Crossing

Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen....

Cross Breeding

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig? A: Jurassic pork!

The Blind And The Dog

John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-d...

Rooster And Owl

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?A cock that stays up all night!...

C'mere Pig

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing. There are some things even a p...

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