Jokes: cross

The Classic Joke That Sucks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!

One-handed Man Crossing

Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....

The Octo-cow

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? An animal that can milk itself!...

Skeleton Crossing The Road

Why'd the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop.

Comin' 'cross The Ohio River

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the...

Bear And Deer

What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? Beer

Bulldog + Shih Tzu

Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu? A. You get Bullshit.

Fortune 500

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute? Your whoroscope!...

Kangaroo + Leap Year =

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A leap year!

Chickenhead In The Road

Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A: Because her man kicked her out.

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom....

Run, Little Cow

Why did the calf cross the street? To get to the udder side.

Sheep And Kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A sweater with big pockets....

Elephant And Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I kno...

Gorilla And Computer

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer? A Harry Reasoner!

Dog Crossing

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.

Osama-chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Beggars In Mexico

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a S...

Blonde Road Crossing

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know, and neither does she.

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