Jokes: cross

Gorilla And Computer

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer? A Harry Reasoner!

Dog Crossing

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.

Osama-chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Beggars In Mexico

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a S...

Blonde Road Crossing

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know, and neither does she.

Raven And Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog? A: A ravin lunatic.

A Problemic Polemic

Why did the woman cross the road? Who knows? Why the heck do they do anything?...

Pig-ipede

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs!...

P. Diddy + Kenny G. = ?

What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.? An aneurysm.

Turtle Crossing

Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ''Shell'' station!

Stripper And Model

What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model? A boner.

Rooster Crossing

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Sheep And Kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A sweater with big pockets....

Elephant And Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I kno...

Dog And Elephant

What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant? A very nervous postman.

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Osama The Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road?KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.PLATO: ...

Strange Beggar

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.One has a cross in front of him; ...

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