Jokes: create

Brunettes And God

Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't be left out!

Why God Created Man

Why did god create man? Because a dildo can't mow the lawn!

Why God Created Woman

Q: Why did God create women? A: Because God took one look at men and said ''I know I can d...

Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!


Why did God create economists? To make weathermen look good!

Men Are Here Because...

Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!

Adam and Eve

Why did god create Adam before he created eve?Because he didn't want anyone telling him ho...

Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why d...