Jokes: cream

Ice Cream Lessons

Where would you learn how to make ice cream? At Sundae school.

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of t...

Ah, Fugettaboudit

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things ...

The Blonde's Special Order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went...

Wild Thinking

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him...

Diet For Stress

Breakfast:1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milk Lunch:...

How Big An 'Ol Boy Are Ya!

Earl was enjoying his normal Saturday afternoon activities, (watching bass fishi...

ice cream

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one...

Hmmmmmm

why does sour cream have an expiry date?

Penguins

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pre...

Homer's Favorite Ice Cream

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

Shut-up And Trouble

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were f...

Penguin

A penguin is driving through Arizona on a hot summer's day when he notices his oil light i...

Chocolate Ice Cream

A man walked into an ice cream shop... Man: I'd like some chocolate ice cream. Scooper: I'...