Jokes: cream

Diet For Stress

Breakfast:1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milk Lunch:...

How Big An 'Ol Boy Are Ya!

Earl was enjoying his normal Saturday afternoon activities, (watching bass fishi...

The Blonde's Special Order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went...

Wild Thinking

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him...

Penguins

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pre...

Homer's Favorite Ice Cream

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

ice cream

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one...

Hmmmmmm

why does sour cream have an expiry date?

Penguin

A penguin is driving through Arizona on a hot summer's day when he notices his oil light i...

Chocolate Ice Cream

A man walked into an ice cream shop... Man: I'd like some chocolate ice cream. Scooper: I'...

Shut-up And Trouble

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were f...

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of t...

Ah, Fugettaboudit

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things ...

Ice Cream Lessons

Where would you learn how to make ice cream? At Sundae school.