Jokes: crap

You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

Parachute Crap Shoot

Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man a...

N'sync Vs. Bucket

What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap? The bucket.

Out of Paper!

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to ...

Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive? It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dog...

Door-to-door Sales Crap

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory....

Still Together

One man says, ''You mean they are still together after all that crap?'' The other man says...

Crap Story

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said ...

Ex-lax, Don't Do It

Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap out of you!

Men Are Like Toilets

Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

Crappy Story

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said ...

Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don't crap on the street duri...

Bucket Of What?

What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law? The bucket!...