Jokes: crack

Mirror

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Army

Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier said head for the trenches, t...

Up The Crack

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and say...

Hanging With Rednecks

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ''Just Say No To Crack'' and it reminds...

Upside Down Blonde

Why is an upside-down blonde so funny? Because she is a crack up.

Lady's Butt

Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy a new butt? A: Her old one had a crack in...

Your Butt Is So Big

Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport

Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.