Jokes: crabs

Yo Mama's So Nasty

Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

Atlantic Coast And A Blonde

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde? The Atlantic Coast would ne...

Crazy Little Critters...

Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!

Hillary's Got Crabs

Hillary Clinton goes to a new doctor in Washington for an examination and he disc...

What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ.

Osama = Crabs?

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush.