Jokes: cows

Cows In Government

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have t...

Knock Knock... Cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Cows go. Person 2: Cows go who? Pe...

Golf Balls

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks ...

Ten Cows In Your Basement

Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly ...

Mad Cow- Private Chat

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said...

Bull Grapevine

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull o...

Cow Bells

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Harem

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A milk sheik!

New Bull

On one sunny afternoon in a farm there are three bulls - elder, middle-aged, and a young -...

Voodoo Enronomics

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows...

Bovine Hijinx

What do cows do for fun?They go to MOO-vies!

Mad Cow!

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So what do you think of mad cow di...

Bells On Cows

Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!

Pills To The Bull

A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The...

Cow Fun

What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!

Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the skyDropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl I won't cry,I...

Mathematical Cows

Q: How do cows do subtraction? A: They use a cowculater.

Cows

Two cows are standing in a field.One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Dise...