Jokes: cowboys

Superbowl!

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl? The Dalla...

World's Toughest Cowboy

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the br...

Bow-legged Cowgirls

Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? A: Because cowboys eat with their hats on!

The Dallas Possums

Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums. Becau...

Texas Sphincters

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, Go...

Cowboys

One day an Indian, a Muslim, and a Cowboy were just sittin' around when all of the sudden,...

Cowboys And Lightbulbs

How many country/western singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to take ...

Listening Indian

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of th...

Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium

Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys' Stadium? It's g...

Texas Thug Athletes

Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving? The cops.