Jokes: cowboy

World's Toughest Cowboy

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the br...

Break In The Bride

A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just ...

Make My Horse Laugh

There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse l...

Lack Of Tact

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave...

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. An Indian, u...

Enchanted Rattlesnake

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for c...

Traveling On Friday

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he d...

3 Last Requests

A cowboy finds himself captured by indians. The indians decide they are going to kill him,...

The Native American Clock

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the desert. He came along this native Americ...

Texas Transplant

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch ...

Shining Beauty

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave...

Cowboys

One day an Indian, a Muslim, and a Cowboy were just sittin' around when all of the sudden,...

The Cowboy And His Horse

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group ...

Big Boots

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He had...

Confused Cowboy

A cowboy rides up to a Saloon, goes inside and orders a drink. He's just about got the gla...

What Happened In Texas

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had...

The Cowboy''s Wish

There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse and he came upon a rattlesnake. The co...

A Shave And A Shine

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave...

Unemployed Cowboy

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together...