Jokes: cover

Things You Don't Want To Hear In The Airport

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars.'' 9.) '...

Cover Up

A drunk in a bar barfs all over himself. "Giddman", he says. "I puked on my shirt again. I...

Condoms

Q: What did the dick say to the condom? A: Cover me -- I'm going in....

Yo Mama's So Fat... Aids

Yo' mama is so fat a parachute wouldn't cover her.

It's The Big One - Take Cover!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me I'm going in.