Jokes: couple

Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black ba...

Loving on the Lawn

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood. Suddenl...

Poor Couple

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to t...

Marriage Made In Heaven

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident...

Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The ...

Church Test

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The ...

Mexican Restaurant Specialty

A couple go to Mexico City for vacation and go to a famous local restaurant. They ask the ...

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors...

Young Couple

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance ...

Three Couples, No Sex

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The mi...

Abstain From Sex

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted ...

Elderly Couple

An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulle...

Oldest Couple Ever

An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch. "You used to sit c...

The Church

There were three couples that went to a church and asked to join. There was a newely wed c...

Married Couple

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car ...

Old People And Nastiness

A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their...

Scratchy Lottery

A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them a...

Sharing An Order

There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's. They ordered one cheeseburger, one la...

Martian Sex

It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples are living peacably side by side. One da...

For Old Times Sake

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to retu...

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