Jokes: country

Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain

Yo' mama so fat, when she went swimming, Spain claimed her as a new country!

Presidential Advice

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.Bush saw him and asked, "Ge...

Yo Mama's So Country

Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

Who Reads the Newspapers?

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Po...

Country Politics

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off t...

Country Music Backwards

What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get back your wife, your dog, y...

10 Reasons Not To Jog

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don'...

Falling Down

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts descri...

Medical Advancement

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we cantake a kidney out...

For My Country

There were 4 people: A Congress man, George Bush, Osama Bin Laden and a solider and they w...