Jokes: count

Yo Ain't Got No Mama

You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.

I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

Miss Piggy's Addition

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

High Sperm Count

How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? If you have to chew before you s...

Confucious Say...people Who Can Count

Confucious say, ''There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And t...

Condom Count

A father is in the drugstore with his young son when the boy discovers the condom...

Bugs And Teeth

Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle? A: Count the bugs in his teeth....

Three Kinds Of People

There are three kinds of people in the world -- those who can count and those who can't.