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Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited beca...

Skunk

Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!

Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate

Yo' mama is so stupid she told everyone that she was ''illegitimate'' because she couldn't...

Couldn't Get It Up

Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get two hookers for their 21st birthday. So the...

Blonde And Calculator

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? She couldn't find the 10 key....

True Story

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get...

Yo Mama's So Fat... God

Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Liposuction

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

yo mama so fat..

Yo mama so fat even god couldn't lift her spirit.

Washington, Nixon, & Clinton

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?A: Wa...

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-section

Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-...

Temptation

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get...

Yo Mama's So Hairy... Tarzan

Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.