Jokes: could

THE BAR BET

A man walks up to three men sitting in a bar and says that he will bet them 100$ that he c...

English Prisoner

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the p...

FLY FISHING

THERE WAS THIS FLY THAT WAS HOVERING OVER A LAKE, A FISH SEEN THIS FLY AND SAID "YOU KNOW ...

Growing Old

Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I ...

3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something t...

You're So Small

You're so small, you could hanglide on a Dorito!

The Devil's Lawsuit

There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to hi...

Sixthings Not To Say At A Funeral

1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll just... 2. How can we be sure they didn'...

Blonde And Clock

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A: So she could see time fly!...

Unwanted Marrige

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the...

Hiccups

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets...

My Pig Belle

I once had a pet pig named Belle. One day I decided to let Belle have his freedom. When I ...

If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw," rep...

Blonde Fish

If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be? A blowfish

Drivers Licence

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her ...

Instant-win Airbags!

DETROIT--With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 pe...

Three Men Visit God On The Mountaintop

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God came down to solve people's problems. So...

Firm This Up!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bot...

Finding Danny

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life ...

Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, w...

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