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Three Men Visit God On The Mountaintop

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God came down to solve people's problems. So...

Firm This Up!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bot...

Finding Danny

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life ...

Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, w...

The Eternal Optimist

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At e...

Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.19. He came at his blind side and ...

Yo Mama so FAT 2

Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look ...

If Only

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feelinga little frisky, rea...

Helpful Friend

One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour. "Paddy my frie...

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came bac...

"the O.j. Murder Trial" By Dr.seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the...

You're So Small...

You're so small you could milk a cow standing up.

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shov...

Knock Knock... Little Boy

Knock, knock? Who's there?The little boy who could not reach the doorbell?...

THE BAR BET

A man walks up to three men sitting in a bar and says that he will bet them 100$ that he c...

English Prisoner

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the p...

FLY FISHING

THERE WAS THIS FLY THAT WAS HOVERING OVER A LAKE, A FISH SEEN THIS FLY AND SAID "YOU KNOW ...

Growing Old

Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I ...

3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something t...

You're So Small

You're so small, you could hanglide on a Dorito!

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