Jokes: could

"the O.j. Murder Trial" By Dr.seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the...

You're So Small...

You're so small you could milk a cow standing up.

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shov...

Knock Knock... Little Boy

Knock, knock? Who's there?The little boy who could not reach the doorbell?...

If Only

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feelinga little frisky, rea...

Helpful Friend

One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour. "Paddy my frie...

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came bac...

Growing Old

Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I ...

3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something t...

You're So Small

You're so small, you could hanglide on a Dorito!

The Devil's Lawsuit

There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to hi...

Sixthings Not To Say At A Funeral

1. I think the parking meter is running out, I'll just... 2. How can we be sure they didn'...

THE BAR BET

A man walks up to three men sitting in a bar and says that he will bet them 100$ that he c...

English Prisoner

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the p...

FLY FISHING

THERE WAS THIS FLY THAT WAS HOVERING OVER A LAKE, A FISH SEEN THIS FLY AND SAID "YOU KNOW ...

If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw," rep...

Blonde Fish

If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be? A blowfish

Drivers Licence

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her ...

Instant-win Airbags!

DETROIT--With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 pe...

Blonde And Clock

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A: So she could see time fly!...

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