Jokes: could

If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw," rep...

Blonde Fish

If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be? A blowfish

Drivers Licence

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her ...

Instant-win Airbags!

DETROIT--With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 pe...

Blonde And Clock

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A: So she could see time fly!...

Unwanted Marrige

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the...

Hiccups

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets...

My Pig Belle

I once had a pet pig named Belle. One day I decided to let Belle have his freedom. When I ...

The Eternal Optimist

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At e...

Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.19. He came at his blind side and ...

Yo Mama so FAT 2

Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look ...

Three Men Visit God On The Mountaintop

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God came down to solve people's problems. So...

Firm This Up!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bot...

Finding Danny

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life ...

Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, w...

You're So Small...

You're so small you could milk a cow standing up.

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shov...

Knock Knock... Little Boy

Knock, knock? Who's there?The little boy who could not reach the doorbell?...

If Only

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feelinga little frisky, rea...

Helpful Friend

One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour. "Paddy my frie...

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