Jokes: couch

yo momma so dumb

yo momma so dumb she sits on top of the t.v and watches the couch.

Yo Mama's Couch

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.

Wandering Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fe...

Yo Mama's So

Yo mama is so stupid that when we told her to go in the living room and sit on the couch a...

A Daring New Position

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board an...

Furniture For The Fat

You're so fat that once you bent over and a couch and three chairs came out.

Yo' Mama So Stank

Yo' mama so stank, even the couch gets up when she sits down!