Jokes: couch

A Daring New Position

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board an...

Furniture For The Fat

You're so fat that once you bent over and a couch and three chairs came out.

yo momma so dumb

yo momma so dumb she sits on top of the t.v and watches the couch.

Yo Mama's Couch

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.

Wandering Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fe...

Yo Mama's So

Yo mama is so stupid that when we told her to go in the living room and sit on the couch a...

Yo' Mama So Stank

Yo' mama so stank, even the couch gets up when she sits down!