Jokes: cops

Loitering Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break...

Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for...

22 Things Not To Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize m...

potatoe

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn,...

10 Ways To Annoy Cops

Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!" When he approaches...

Lights On

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for...

Undercover Cops

What's another name for undercover cops? Pigs-in-a-blanket.

Blondes And Cops

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks th...

Looking For Cops

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for...

What Not To Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my ra...