Jokes: cookies

Cletus's Christmas

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cook...

The Cookies Crumbled

What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs? A beat-up girl scout....

I've Got Your Cookies Right Here, Baby

Why did it take four hours for the blonde to make chocolate chip cookies? Because it took ...

Tough Love

A dying man smelled his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It took all th...

Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies

How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies? There's M&M shells ...

Sugar Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of hi...

A Dying Man's Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, hesuddenly smelled the aroma of his...

cookies

This little black boy comes down the stairs and sees that his mom is making cookies. He go...

Yo Mama's Animal Cookies

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter t...