Jokes: cook

Tire Tracks

How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear....

Let's Live On Love

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook ...

Making Donuts

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings hi...

The True Story

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his r...

Cook

Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Blonde Cook Book

Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY:It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.The recipe...

Can't Cook

A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the b...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On

Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!

Blonde Welfare

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stam...

Bad Cook

A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me,...

If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw," rep...

There's A Fly In My Soup

''Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'' ''That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a ta...

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Hour

Yo mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice.