Jokes: cook

Bad Cook

A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me,...

If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw," rep...

There's A Fly In My Soup

''Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'' ''That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a ta...

Tire Tracks

How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear....

Let's Live On Love

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook ...

Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Making Donuts

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings hi...

The True Story

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his r...

Cook

Q. What do call a good cook? A. A master baster.

Blonde Cook Book

Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY:It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.The recipe...

Can't Cook

A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the b...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On

Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!

Blonde Welfare

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stam...

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Hour

Yo mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice.