Jokes: control

Space Monkeys

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained ...

Gorilla Removal

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs t...

Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold,And condoms weren't invented,They wrapped their soc...

Gorilla Control

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof,...

Real Men

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of cont...

Controling The Wife

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of cont...

Birth Control

Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take imm...

Blondes 'n' Birth Control

Why don't blondes take birth control pills? Because they keep falling out.

Control

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of cont...

Legal Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?A: Their personalities.

Redneck's Birth Control

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when f...

Control Freaks

Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they have over th...

Birth Control Pills

A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills. "Ma'am, how old are yo...

Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their personalities.

Remote Control

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the batteries are dea...

Lsd Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids!...