Jokes: contest

Political Spelling Contest

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, whi...

Whistle While You Twurk

One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The fi...

Poetry Contest

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas...

Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a ...

Rigged Contest

Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when y...

Free Sex Contestants

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offe...