Jokes: confucious

Confucious Says

Chinese Wisdom, translated:-)Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.Man who run in fr...

Confucious Say...

He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.

Confucious Say...runs Behind Bus

Confucious say: ''Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.''

Confucious Say...people Who Can Count

Confucious say, ''There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And t...


Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

Confucious Quotes

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. Man who stand on toilet high on po...

The Potty Wisdom Of Confucious

Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'