Jokes: condit

White, Slimy, & Horny

What's white, slimy, and horny all over? Gary Condit!

Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him? He couldn't keep hi...

Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days

Why does Gary Condit's hair always stick up? He's afraid they'll find the body....

Condit Vs. Clinton

Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's? Close, but no cigar....

Gary Condit's M.o.

Q: Why did Gary Condit cross the road? A: To make sure his girlfriends aren't carrying any...

Gary Condit's Lifeboat

Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone was rushing to get into the lifeboats. The ...

Gary Condit Gets Down To Business

Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What i...

Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants? A: To keep his ankles warm!

Gary Condit's Conductivity

Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched...

Gary Condit's Clock

One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven, and there she met Saint Peter. She sta...

Condit Arrest

What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit's house to arrest him? "Mr. Condit, come...

Gary Condit-cadabra

What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common? They both make their assistants disappe...