Jokes: computers

Men And Computers

How are men like computers? They don't work until they're turned on.

Cyber-blonde 3

What do blondes and computers have in common? They both go down!

Nerdz

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he appr...

Sex Vs. Computers

What is the difference between sex and computers? With computers, the software goes into t...

Computer Gender

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she...

Using Computers For A Gratuitous Screw Reference

The difference between computers and people? With computers, software goes into hardware....

French Computers

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their Engli...

Computer Quotes

What is a computer's first sign of old age?Loss of memory.What does a baby computer call h...