Jokes: computer

Computer Humor

A computer flashed a message to its user: "I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the c...

Britney Spears Vs. Computer

How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Computer Support Problems

COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: ___________________________________...

Mike Tyson's Computer

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has two bytes and no memory....

Computer Problem

The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing befor...

Microsoft VS. GM

At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the ...

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested tha...

Elbow Problem

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doc...

Computer Vs. Air Conditioner

How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won't work!...

Computer Memory

Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? A: It says ''byte me'''

Blonde On The Computer

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the ...

Ways To Tell A Redneck Is On Your Computer

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."2. The keyboard is camouflaged.3. There is a sk...

Computer Gender

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she...

Online Too Long

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Som...

Computer Breasts

Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :) (o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake s...

Mr. Or Mrs. Computer

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as b...

Moron Computer Operator

How can you tell if you have a moron computer operator working for you? Answer: Find the c...

Tech Support

Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerp...

Blonde's Computer Freeze

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave....

Gorilla And Computer

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer? A Harry Reasoner!

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