Jokes: computer

Online Too Long

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Som...

Computer Breasts

Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :) (o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake s...

Mr. Or Mrs. Computer

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as b...

Moron Computer Operator

How can you tell if you have a moron computer operator working for you? Answer: Find the c...

Computer Memory

Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? A: It says ''byte me'''

Blonde On The Computer

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the ...

Ways To Tell A Redneck Is On Your Computer

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."2. The keyboard is camouflaged.3. There is a sk...

Computer Gender

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she...

woman & computer

Similiarity between a woman and a computer!Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy

First Computer In Biblical Times

Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times? Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and...

Computer Nerd

You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!

Tech Support

Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerp...

Blonde's Computer Freeze

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave....

Gorilla And Computer

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer? A Harry Reasoner!

New Viruses on the loose!

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expand...

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:Novice, Intermediate and Expert.Novice Users -...

Car Problem

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engin...

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboa...

Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Women don't take 3 1/2'' flopp...

Smart Diagnosis Machine

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts l...

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