Jokes: computer

A Confused Computer

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the ...

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't af...

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto ind...

Clinton The Computer Entrepreneur

What did President Clinton name his new computer business? LAP TOPings

Diagnosis

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doc...

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboa...

Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Women don't take 3 1/2'' flopp...

Smart Diagnosis Machine

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts l...

Computer Vs. Air Conditioner

How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won't work!...

Computer Humor

A computer flashed a message to its user: "I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the c...

Britney Spears Vs. Computer

How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Computer Support Problems

COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: ___________________________________...

Mike Tyson's Computer

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has two bytes and no memory....

Computer Problem

The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing befor...

Microsoft VS. GM

At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the ...

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested tha...

Elbow Problem

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doc...

Moron Computer Operator

How can you tell if you have a moron computer operator working for you? Answer: Find the c...

Computer Memory

Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? A: It says ''byte me'''

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