Jokes: computer

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:Novice, Intermediate and Expert.Novice Users -...

Car Problem

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engin...

woman & computer

Similiarity between a woman and a computer!Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy

First Computer In Biblical Times

Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times? Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and...

Computer Nerd

You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!

Tech Support

Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerp...

Blonde's Computer Freeze

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave....

Gorilla And Computer

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer? A Harry Reasoner!

New Viruses on the loose!

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expand...

Clinton The Computer Entrepreneur

What did President Clinton name his new computer business? LAP TOPings

Diagnosis

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doc...

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboa...

Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Women don't take 3 1/2'' flopp...

Smart Diagnosis Machine

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts l...

A Confused Computer

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the ...

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't af...

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto ind...

Computer Support Problems

COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: ___________________________________...

Mike Tyson's Computer

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has two bytes and no memory....

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