Jokes: common

Blondes And Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...

Autoblonde

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy....

Osama = Crabs?

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Amusement Pork

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common? A: You wait three hours for a two-min...

Hemophiliac And Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common? A: One prick and they're done....

Common Similarities

What do George Bush, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein have in common? English is their s...

Blondes And Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They both spread for bread.

Singled Out

Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common? A: They're all married.

Saddam Hussein

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father? Neither knew when to pull out!...

Disney World And Viagra

Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A: They both make you wait an hour for a ...

Rednecks Talkin'

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is,

Vibrators And Soybeans

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!...

Priests And Christmas Trees

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decor...

Far East Problem

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his ...

Princess Di And Pink Floyd

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall.

Alexander And Kermit

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name....

Blondes And Virgins

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common? A: Nothing!

Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back....

Monica And Bob Dole

What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill finish...

Men And Driveways

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common? A: Lay em' right the first time and they'l...

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