Jokes: common

Parsley

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? You push them both aside when you eat....

Mirror

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!...

Dog

What does Bill Clinton and his dog have in common?They both go after rotten pussy.

Rocks And Blondes

What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common? You skip 'em when they're flat.

Bone Diggers

What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.

Cyber-blonde 3

What do blondes and computers have in common? They both go down!

Gore & Pantyhose

What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Anniversaries And Toilets

What do anniversaries and toilets have in common? Men always miss both of them....

Ceramic Guys

What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common? Lay them right the first time and you can w...

Hemophiliac And Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common? A: One prick and they're done....

Common Similarities

What do George Bush, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein have in common? English is their s...

Blondes And Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They both spread for bread.

Blondes And Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...

Autoblonde

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy....

Osama = Crabs?

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Amusement Pork

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common? A: You wait three hours for a two-min...

Rednecks Talkin'

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is,

Vibrators And Soybeans

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!...

Priests And Christmas Trees

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decor...

Far East Problem

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his ...

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