Jokes: common

Blondes And Virgins

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common? A: Nothing!

Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back....

Monica And Bob Dole

What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill finish...

Men And Driveways

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common? A: Lay em' right the first time and they'l...

Big Fat Mopeds

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both fun as long as your friends don...

Blonde And Doorknobs

What do blondes and doorknobs have in common? Everyone gets a turn

Mopeds And Fat Ladies

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Roseanne

What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common? They both need three tugs to get into th...

Penguin & Jfk, Jr.

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common? They're both cute as hell and can't fly!...

Rocks And Blondes

What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common? You skip 'em when they're flat.

Bone Diggers

What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.

Cyber-blonde 3

What do blondes and computers have in common? They both go down!

Gore & Pantyhose

What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Anniversaries And Toilets

What do anniversaries and toilets have in common? Men always miss both of them....

Ceramic Guys

What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common? Lay them right the first time and you can w...

Parsley

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? You push them both aside when you eat....

Mirror

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!...

Dog

What does Bill Clinton and his dog have in common?They both go after rotten pussy.

Blondes And Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...

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