Jokes: common

Vibrators And Soybeans

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!...

Priests And Christmas Trees

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decor...

Far East Problem

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his ...

Princess Di And Pink Floyd

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall.

Alexander And Kermit

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name....

Singled Out

Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common? A: They're all married.

Saddam Hussein

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father? Neither knew when to pull out!...

Disney World And Viagra

Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A: They both make you wait an hour for a ...

Rednecks Talkin'

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is,

Blonde And Doorknobs

What do blondes and doorknobs have in common? Everyone gets a turn

Mopeds And Fat Ladies

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Roseanne

What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common? They both need three tugs to get into th...

Penguin & Jfk, Jr.

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common? They're both cute as hell and can't fly!...

Blondes And Virgins

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common? A: Nothing!

Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back....

Monica And Bob Dole

What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill finish...

Men And Driveways

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common? A: Lay em' right the first time and they'l...

Big Fat Mopeds

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both fun as long as your friends don...

Mirror

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!...

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