Jokes: common

Hemophiliac And Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common? A: One prick and they're done....

Common Similarities

What do George Bush, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein have in common? English is their s...

Blondes And Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They both spread for bread.

Blondes And Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...

Autoblonde

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy....

Osama = Crabs?

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Amusement Pork

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common? A: You wait three hours for a two-min...

Priests And Christmas Trees

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decor...

Far East Problem

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his ...

Princess Di And Pink Floyd

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall.

Alexander And Kermit

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name....

Singled Out

Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common? A: They're all married.

Saddam Hussein

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father? Neither knew when to pull out!...

Disney World And Viagra

Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A: They both make you wait an hour for a ...

Rednecks Talkin'

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is,

Vibrators And Soybeans

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!...

Mopeds And Fat Ladies

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Roseanne

What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common? They both need three tugs to get into th...

Penguin & Jfk, Jr.

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common? They're both cute as hell and can't fly!...

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