Jokes: coming

Energizer Bunny

What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and c...

The Happy Snowman

'Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? He saw the snowblower coming.'...

Saving For Marriage

One day, a priest went into a public bathroom to use the cubical. While he was on the toil...

Bacon In My Ear

A guy walks into a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle comin...

Turn On Your Energizer Bunny

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps comi...

Little Voice

"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back!" "Try coming h...

Hahahaha

Hey, that shirt really looks becoming on you, then again, if I were that shirt, I'd be com...

Frosty

Q. Why was Frosty smiling? A. He saw the snowblower coming.

Not You're Normal Family

A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to f...