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The Day Owl And The Night Cat

In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sportscars. An owl enters a ...

Barbie Turns 40

Yes, it's hard to believe, but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to greet the new ...

Sticky & Wet

What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet? Bubble gum, you sicko!...

The Irishman

There was an Englishman,Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when sudde...

New And Improved Barbie!

Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set ofblended-lens fashion frames i...

Cuban Delicacy

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is leaving the next day and he still hasn'...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

The Highway Blonde

A Blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a Truck. The Driver motions for the...

Cheating Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up,...

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shov...

Farmers Daughters

One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Sa...

Do You Have Any Nails?

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no. She comes...

Where Intelligence Comes From

Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'' Dad: ''Well, son, you must have ...

Madonna And A Convertible

What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible? A top that comes down easily!...

Russian-Made Vodka

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the...

Hot Dog

Guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down and this ugly waitress comes over. He then order...

Water In The Carbeurator

A wife comes home and tells her husband,