Jokes: comes

The Irishman

There was an Englishman,Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when sudde...

New And Improved Barbie!

Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set ofblended-lens fashion frames i...

Cuban Delicacy

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is leaving the next day and he still hasn'...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

The Highway Blonde

A Blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a Truck. The Driver motions for the...

Cheating Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up,...

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shov...

Farmers Daughters

One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Sa...

Do You Have Any Nails?

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no. She comes...

Where Intelligence Comes From

Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'' Dad: ''Well, son, you must have ...

Madonna And A Convertible

What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible? A top that comes down easily!...

The Day Owl And The Night Cat

In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sportscars. An owl enters a ...

Barbie Turns 40

Yes, it's hard to believe, but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to greet the new ...

Sticky & Wet

What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet? Bubble gum, you sicko!...

Hot Dog

Guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down and this ugly waitress comes over. He then order...

Water In The Carbeurator

A wife comes home and tells her husband,

Russian-Made Vodka

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the...