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The Goodnight Kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, bu...

Where Babies Come From

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told...

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conve...

Your Old Teeth Be Nasty

You're so old, your teeth are like stars, they come out at night!

Boomerang

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

My Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hea...

Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11

Yo mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07.

Blonde Homesteaders

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? "If you're not in bed by 12, you ca...

A Good date

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates ...

The Old Man's Ready

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to f...

Mississippi

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversatio...

Come On, Ride The Train

If an electric train is heading north, which way would the steam be coming out? It isn't. ...

Come Again?

Monica L. had taken some clothes in to be cleaned. The attendant was an old man, hard of h...

You are not in the book

Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the p...

Father To Blonde Daughter

What did the father say to his blonde daughter? ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''...

Things a perfect woman would say

I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you'v...

Begging For It

One night after a date, a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnigh...

Where I Come From

Three men are sitting at a bar - a Texan, a Californian, and a Coloradoan. The Texan orde...

Knock Knock... Matthew

Knock Knock! Who's there? Matthew. Matthew who? Matthews are wet, can I come in and dry th...

David's Brother David

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many...

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