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The Goodnight Kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, bu...

Knock Knock... Matthew

Knock Knock! Who's there? Matthew. Matthew who? Matthews are wet, can I come in and dry th...

David's Brother David

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many...

Le Parfumerie Y Le Blonde

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume ...

Things a perfect woman would say

I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you'v...

Begging For It

One night after a date, a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnigh...

Where I Come From

Three men are sitting at a bar - a Texan, a Californian, and a Coloradoan. The Texan orde...

If You're American ...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are...

Out Of Arkansas

What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40...

Difference!

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the oth...

Periods and Paychecks

Whats the difference between a womans paycheck and her periods?Well...:They come once a mo...

Skittles

What can Skittles do that men can't? Come in 5 flavors

It's All In The Language

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conve...

Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...

Boomerang

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

My Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hea...

Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11

Yo mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07.

Blonde Homesteaders

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? "If you're not in bed by 12, you ca...

Where Babies Come From

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told...

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conve...

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