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The Goodnight Kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, bu...

Out Of Arkansas

What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40...

Difference!

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the oth...

Periods and Paychecks

Whats the difference between a womans paycheck and her periods?Well...:They come once a mo...

Skittles

What can Skittles do that men can't? Come in 5 flavors

It's All In The Language

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conve...

Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...

If You're American ...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are...

My Pa Won't Like It

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hea...

Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11

Yo mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07.

Blonde Homesteaders

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? "If you're not in bed by 12, you ca...

Where Babies Come From

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told...

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conve...

Your Old Teeth Be Nasty

You're so old, your teeth are like stars, they come out at night!

Boomerang

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

Come Again?

Monica L. had taken some clothes in to be cleaned. The attendant was an old man, hard of h...

You are not in the book

Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the p...

Father To Blonde Daughter

What did the father say to his blonde daughter? ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''...

A Good date

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates ...

The Old Man's Ready

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to f...

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