Jokes: color

You're So Stupid... Color Tv

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked,

Color Television

One day, a man walked into an appliance store. "Do you sell color televisions?" "Yes," sai...

Drip... Drip... Drip

Q: What color are raindrops? A: Watercolors.

Hair Color

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of bald men?...

Bucket Color

What did the big black bucket say to the little white bucket? ''You're a little pail.''...

Diet For Stress

Breakfast:1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milk Lunch:...

Redneck... Rich

How do you tell if a redneck is rich? He has two cars up on blocks -- and one of them's al...

Helen Keller's Favorite Color

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy