Jokes: coffin

Money For Next Life

A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of t...

Viagra + Death = ?

What happend to the man who died on an overdose of Viagra? They couldn't close the coffin....

Difference!

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the oth...

The Coffin

This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put himin a coffin, so ...

Blonde's Coffin

Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y? Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spre...

Taking It With You

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him t...

The Lawyer & The Dead Man

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer, doctor and clergyman - at his bedside an...

Casket

Q: What did one casket say to the other casket? A: Is that you coffin?...

Is That You Coffin?

A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her busine...

Funny Funeral Thoughts

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock...