Jokes: coffee

Heaven In Hell?

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says ...

Why Coffee Is Better Than Women

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good. Coffee doesn't complain ...

Blonde Coffee Breaks

Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work? Because retraining costs too much!...

Coffee Addiction

You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sl...

20 Years

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her rob...

Rude Parrot

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He ...

Obnoxious Parrot On An Airplane

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the s...

Father's Day Product Placement

On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his dad breakfast in bed. He makes scrambled...

Blonde Coffee Drinker

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to h...

Coffee Maker

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup o...

One Thing We Can Do

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments....

Parrot On Board

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He ...

Viagra Coffee

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old ...

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee When...

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you sleep with your eyes open. you have to watc...

Strong Pill

Doc, you've gotta help me... my wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got...

Choking Procedure

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels ...

Life Saver

A man walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cen...

His And Her Version

Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well doesn't matter now, I already started tal...

Tea Break

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?...

Cup Holder

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one ...

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