Jokes: clothes

Not So Dumb

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arr...

Premarital Test

A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. O...

Yo' Head So Big

Yo' head so big, that when it rains your clothes don't get wet!

Naked Accident

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with th...

Woman Says, Man Hears

What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is ...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes

Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Covering Shoe

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the ...

The Engineer And The Bike

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such...

A Shy Patient

A very well endowed young lady went to the doctor for her annual check up. The doctor told...

Take Off My Clothes

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to ...

Not All Blondes Are Dumb

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blon...

Nude Drive

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says t...

Nude Running

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with he...

Take What You Want

One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of th...