Jokes: clock

Baby Clock Talk

What did the baby digital clock say to his mother? ''Look ma, no hands!''...

Clean Your Clock

Why are clocks considered freaks? 'Cause they have three hands!

Cuckoo Clock

A Man comes back home at 3am, drunk as a skunk. He hears the cuckoo clock cuckoo three tim...

Hillary with St. Peter

Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that the...

Women And Watches

Why don't women need watches? Because there's a clock on the stove....

Blonde And Clock

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window? A: So she could see time fly!...

Your Clock's Spinning

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing th...

Flying Time

Why did Bill throw the clock out the window? To see time fly!

Blondes And Basketball

At the basketball game why did the blonde say, ''I stopped aging!'' Because the clock stop...

Nearly Fatal Clock

A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds...

Heaven Clock

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entranc...

Gary Condit's Clock

One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven, and there she met Saint Peter. She sta...

Ten O'clock All Over The World

In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?In England, they say i...

Clock Joke

Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell....

Big Ben Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was ...

Should You Fix It?

How do you fix a woman's watch?No need to... There's a clock on the oven!...

Clocks

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when sh...

Stupid Joke

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Iq Test

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! Yo...

Liar's Clocks

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so upon passing the entrance...

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