Jokes: clinton

Try And Talk Your Way Out Of This One

Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets Satan. Sa...

Clinton's First

President Clinton opened doors for future presidents. Now not only will there be a First L...

Clinton Poll

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton...

Bush And Clinton And Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bus...

Clinton The Computer Entrepreneur

What did President Clinton name his new computer business? LAP TOPings

Madame President

What would a female president's husband be called? Bill Clinton.

Clinton Days

Back during the Clinton presidency days, the president once stepped down from Air force on...

Clinton In Oz

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the W...

Clintons at a ball game

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a s...

Clinton's Lingerie

When did Bill Clinton go to Victoria's Secret? When the panties were half off!

Washington, Nixon, & Clinton

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?A: Wa...

Bill Clinton's Going To Die?

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of s...

Clinton And Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only about 2000 people w...

History Remembers Bill Clinton

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?A: The President after Bush!...

Clinton's Finished Now

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off ...

Clinton's Safe Sex

What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex? When Hillary's out of town!

Clinton's Music

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone? A: Because he had a hor-monica....

Clinton Stew

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?A: One wiener, one tongue, ...

Clinton 'n' Buddy

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A: One tries to hump the l...

Clinton's Bookmarks

Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?A: Because he likes to bend pages!...

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