Jokes: clinton

Clinton's Favorite Card Game

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.

Screwdrivin' Clinton

What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? A screwdriver turns in screws, an...

Clinton Hijinx

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under...

Clinton Broke The 11th Commandment

Bill Clinton broke the 11th commandment. ''Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff''

Clinton And The Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Clinton Saved From Drowning

Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning? A1: You take your foot off his head. A2: Ge...

Bill Clinton And Senator Hillary Clinton...

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a s...

Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. Preside...

Give Bill More Time

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinki...

Clinton Monument

Dear U.S. Citizens,I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five ...

Dog

What does Bill Clinton and his dog have in common?They both go after rotten pussy.

President Clinton & The Pope

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul-up,...

Lewinsky Limmerick's

QuizRequirement: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynski in alimerick....

The Bill Clinton Sale

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?A: All p...

Should They Be Underneath The Pants?

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk in to th...

Condit Vs. Clinton

Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's? Close, but no cigar....

Clinton -vs- Titanic

Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video: Titanic...

Morning At The White House

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Off...

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dar...

Clinton and the Pope

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just...

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