Jokes: clinton

Clinton's Finished Now

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off ...

Clinton's Safe Sex

What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex? When Hillary's out of town!

Clinton's Music

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone? A: Because he had a hor-monica....

Clinton Stew

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?A: One wiener, one tongue, ...

Clinton 'n' Buddy

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A: One tries to hump the l...

Clinton's Bookmarks

Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?A: Because he likes to bend pages!...

Turn Off Clinton

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl t...

Clinton's Interns

Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?A: Don't hit your head on the...

Clinton & Kfc

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC? A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thig...

Who Slapped Clinton?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking f...

hillary clinton

Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven.Standing outside the perly gates ahe ask ST. Peter...

Washington, Nixon, & Clinton

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?A: Wa...

Bill Clinton's Going To Die?

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of s...

Clinton And Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only about 2000 people w...

History Remembers Bill Clinton

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?A: The President after Bush!...

Clinton's Favorite Card Game

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.

Screwdrivin' Clinton

What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? A screwdriver turns in screws, an...

Clinton Hijinx

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under...

Clinton Broke The 11th Commandment

Bill Clinton broke the 11th commandment. ''Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff''

Clinton And The Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

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