Jokes: clinton

Clinton & A New Gallup Poll

Women in Washington D.C. were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of thos...

Clinton And A Lightbulb

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Zero. He only screws in...

Clinton -vs- Titanic

Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video: Titanic...

Morning At The White House

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Off...

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dar...

Clinton and the Pope

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just...

Clinton's Dna

Re: DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson Dear Mr. Starr: The test on the dress c...

Clinton In Heaven's Gate

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross ...

Bush And Bill

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr....

The Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After...

Clinton On Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door wit...

Clinton Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In orde...

Clinton's Final Four Picks

What were Bill Clinton's Final Four picks? Morehead State, Ball State University, Brigham ...

Clinton's Boxers

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? To keep his ankles warm!

Bush And Clinton And Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bus...

Clinton The Computer Entrepreneur

What did President Clinton name his new computer business? LAP TOPings

Madame President

What would a female president's husband be called? Bill Clinton.

Clinton Days

Back during the Clinton presidency days, the president once stepped down from Air force on...

Clinton In Oz

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the W...

Clintons at a ball game

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a s...

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