Jokes: clinton

Clinton The Computer Entrepreneur

What did President Clinton name his new computer business? LAP TOPings

Madame President

What would a female president's husband be called? Bill Clinton.

Clinton Days

Back during the Clinton presidency days, the president once stepped down from Air force on...

Clinton In Oz

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the W...

Clintons at a ball game

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a s...

Clinton's Lingerie

When did Bill Clinton go to Victoria's Secret? When the panties were half off!

Try And Talk Your Way Out Of This One

Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets Satan. Sa...

Clinton's First

President Clinton opened doors for future presidents. Now not only will there be a First L...

Clinton Poll

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton...

Bush And Clinton And Bush

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bus...

Clinton's Finished Now

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off ...

Clinton's Safe Sex

What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex? When Hillary's out of town!

Clinton's Music

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone? A: Because he had a hor-monica....

Clinton Stew

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?A: One wiener, one tongue, ...

Clinton 'n' Buddy

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A: One tries to hump the l...

Clinton's Bookmarks

Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?A: Because he likes to bend pages!...

Turn Off Clinton

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl t...

Clinton's Interns

Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?A: Don't hit your head on the...

Clinton & Kfc

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC? A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thig...

Who Slapped Clinton?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking f...

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