Jokes: client

Pandamonium

Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating ...

A Rock Solid Defense

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand a...

Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The d...

A cLose Shave

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the...

Bush Does A Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen,...

Lawyer-client Relations

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? A: To preven...

DNA Tests

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first....

Meeting Gates

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there,...

What's The Charge?

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge...

President Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen,...