Jokes: clerk

No Jews

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one nigh...

Taxed Blonde

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ''That will be $1.08, ple...

The Frugal Clerk

A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions a box of pens. The clerk fumble...

Rye Bread

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his...

The Elderly Have Fun Too

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an ero...

BOOM!

One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He goes up to the clerk and says, "...

Watch Where You Step

A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he's ...

Do You Have Any Nuts? No?

This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk ...

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take h...

Breathe Blonde

A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' s...

Break In The Bride

A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just ...

Cough Treatment

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner a...

The Christmas Parrot

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa...

Pothead Shopper

This pothead walks into a store and says to the clerk, '' How much for that TV in the wind...

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I...

Appliance Store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around.She then asks the clerk,"...

Paying The Bill

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to ...

Good Sale

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but ...

Afraid to Cough

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall.The o...

Honeymooners

A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

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