Jokes: clerk

Pothead Shopper

This pothead walks into a store and says to the clerk, '' How much for that TV in the wind...

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I...

Appliance Store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around.She then asks the clerk,"...

Paying The Bill

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to ...

Good Sale

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but ...

The Christmas Parrot

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa...

Honeymooners

A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

Books for College

A Polish student was in his the collegecampus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about...

New Rifle

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle sh...

Fishing

A man and his new bride check into a hotel, looking forward to their honeymoon. After they...

Indian Toilet Paper

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would ...

Afraid to Cough

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall.The o...

The Frugal Clerk

A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions a box of pens. The clerk fumble...

Rye Bread

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his...

The Elderly Have Fun Too

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an ero...

No Jews

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one nigh...

Taxed Blonde

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ''That will be $1.08, ple...

Do You Have Any Nuts? No?

This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk ...

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take h...

Breathe Blonde

A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' s...

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