Jokes: clerk

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One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He goes up to the clerk and says, "...

Watch Where You Step

A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he's ...

Do You Have Any Nuts? No?

This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk ...

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take h...

Breathe Blonde

A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' s...

Break In The Bride

A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just ...

Cough Treatment

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner a...

Good Sale

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but ...

The Christmas Parrot

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa...

Pothead Shopper

This pothead walks into a store and says to the clerk, '' How much for that TV in the wind...

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I...

Appliance Store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around.She then asks the clerk,"...

Paying The Bill

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to ...

Indian Toilet Paper

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would ...

Afraid to Cough

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall.The o...

Honeymooners

A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

Books for College

A Polish student was in his the collegecampus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about...

New Rifle

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle sh...

Fishing

A man and his new bride check into a hotel, looking forward to their honeymoon. After they...

No Jews

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one nigh...

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