Jokes: clean

Cleansing

Why'd the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway!

Dirty Dog

"Your dog is pretty dirty," Mrs. Trupin said to the little girl. "Yes," the girl replied, ...

Bath Towels

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?...

How To Clean A Cat

1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, ...

Clean Joke, Dirty Joke

You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle. You wanna hear a clean one? He to...

Dirty And Clean Jokes

Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath wi...

Cold Water

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state...

Squeaky Clean

One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says, ''Not tonight h...

Nose Detective

What does a clean nose have? Fingerprints!

Helping To Clean The Dishes

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fid...

Saying the Right Thing

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the f...

Daily Agenda For Men And Women

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress k...

Mechanical Sex

How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...

Getting Picked On

What do you find in a clean nose?Fingerprints

Clean Your Clock

Why are clocks considered freaks? 'Cause they have three hands!

Brown Balls

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc...

Armed Women

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroo...

Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky? One of his fingers is clean.

Clean the Mouse

How to clean your mouse...This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all fi...

Clean, Clean, Clean

What do you call a clean idiot? Soap on a dope!