Jokes: church

Church Bells

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her g...

He'n & She'n

The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers and Sisters, I understand that ther...

Goin'' To Church

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn''t be late f...

Prayer For The Winning

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?In a casino, you rea...

Who's Birthday Is It?

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The ch...

You know yours is a Red Neck Church if

You know yours is a Red Neck Church if:Upon learning that Jesus fed the 5000, the men want...

Welcome At Church?

Three couples -- one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed -- wanted to join a church....

Skipped Church Lately?

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. When in the woods ...

Think About It

What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in the...

Good Can Of Corn

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to j...

Praying For The Lottery

One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels down at the altar and begins to pray to G...

Some Strange Church

karl was telling his buddies back on the farm about his first visit to a big city church. ...

A Wet Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have...

Church Sign Chuckles

Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet membe...

Rather Yell

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "M...

Yo Mama's Teeth... Church

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked into church and smiled and they all sang ''Let ...

Church Test

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The ...

Church Politeness

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church thelittle boy said, "Mommy, I have...

The Church

There were three couples that went to a church and asked to join. There was a newely wed c...

Religious

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summe...

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