Jokes: church

Church Bells

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her g...

Steal No Hats!

An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a...

Sick In Church

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill. "Mommy, can...

Church Bells Sex

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her g...

No Cussing In Church

A man went to church one day and afterward hestopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said...

Church

One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little...

Devil In The Church

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to ...

You Might Be A Redneck If...six-pack

You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church!

Prayer For The Winning

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?In a casino, you rea...

Who's Birthday Is It?

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The ch...

You know yours is a Red Neck Church if

You know yours is a Red Neck Church if:Upon learning that Jesus fed the 5000, the men want...

Welcome At Church?

Three couples -- one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed -- wanted to join a church....

Skipped Church Lately?

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. When in the woods ...

He'n & She'n

The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers and Sisters, I understand that ther...

Goin'' To Church

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn''t be late f...

Praying For The Lottery

One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels down at the altar and begins to pray to G...

Some Strange Church

karl was telling his buddies back on the farm about his first visit to a big city church. ...

A Wet Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have...

Church Sign Chuckles

Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet membe...

Rather Yell

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "M...

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