Jokes: christmas

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged abou...

Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girl...

Priests And Christmas Trees

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decor...

Vow of Silence

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This v...

Christmas Italian Style

'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin', Cu...

Bad Language

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father is getting tired of it. So he decides t...

The Priest And The Christmas Tree

Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? A: The balls are only for decoration....

Christmas Cop

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him w...

Donkeys At Christmas

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.

Christmas In Heaven

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and ...

Cletus's Christmas

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cook...

Christmas Bonus

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you ...

A Redneck Christmas

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

Yo Mama... Christmas Corner

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looki...

Christmas Present

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ...

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-do List

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down a...

Christmas Parrot

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop... "He...

Santa Claus Is A Woman

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe ...

The Christmas Parrot

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa...

Into The Dust Bin Laden Of History

What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Christmas? This time next year, there'll...

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