Jokes: christmas

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged abou...

Christmas Chimney Congestion

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A: Because he only comes once a year and when he d...

Christmas Tatoo

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a...

The Legend Of The Christmas Tree Angel

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had bur...

Twas the night before Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves a...

Christmas Blondes

What do you call three blondes at Christmas? Ho, ho, ho!

Deaf And Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Poor Boy's Christmas

What does a poor boy get for Christmas? Your bike!

Christmas In West Virginia

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shackNot a creature was stirrin', cep...

Yo Mama's Poor Christmas

Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.

Father Christmas?

Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A. Cause he only comes once a year!

The Fairy On The Christmas Tree

Father Christmas was not in a very good frame of mind - in fact he was very depressed. Tha...

Christmas Cookie Dough

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Chris...

Barbie's Christmas Beau

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. S...

You Might Be A Redneck... Ammo

You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!

Bubba Claus

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully....

You're So Poor...christmas

Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have an...

Christmas - Getting Into Heaven

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor...

The Priest And The Christmas Tree

Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? A: The balls are only for decoration....

Christmas Cop

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him w...

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