Jokes: christmas

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged abou...

Christmas Cookie Dough

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Chris...

Barbie's Christmas Beau

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. S...

You Might Be A Redneck... Ammo

You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!

Bubba Claus

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully....

You're So Poor...christmas

Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have an...

Christmas - Getting Into Heaven

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor...

Father Christmas?

Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A. Cause he only comes once a year!

The Fairy On The Christmas Tree

Father Christmas was not in a very good frame of mind - in fact he was very depressed. Tha...

Christmas In Heaven

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and ...

Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girl...

Priests And Christmas Trees

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Both of their balls are just for decor...

Vow of Silence

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This v...

Christmas Italian Style

'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin', Cu...

Bad Language

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father is getting tired of it. So he decides t...

The Priest And The Christmas Tree

Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? A: The balls are only for decoration....

Christmas Cop

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him w...

Donkeys At Christmas

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.

Into The Dust Bin Laden Of History

What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Christmas? This time next year, there'll...

Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear...

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