Jokes: christmas

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged abou...

A Redneck Christmas

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

Yo Mama... Christmas Corner

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looki...

Christmas Present

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ...

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-do List

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down a...

Christmas Parrot

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop... "He...

Santa Claus Is A Woman

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe ...

The Christmas Parrot

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa...

Into The Dust Bin Laden Of History

What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Christmas? This time next year, there'll...

Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear...

Cletus's Christmas

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cook...

Christmas Bonus

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you ...

Yo Mama's Poor Christmas

Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.

Christmas Chimney Congestion

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A: Because he only comes once a year and when he d...

Christmas Tatoo

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a...

The Legend Of The Christmas Tree Angel

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had bur...

Twas the night before Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves a...

Christmas Blondes

What do you call three blondes at Christmas? Ho, ho, ho!

Deaf And Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Poor Boy's Christmas

What does a poor boy get for Christmas? Your bike!

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