Jokes: children

A Woman's Experience With Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.For those who have ch...

Children's Games

A little boy runs into his house and asks,

Christmas Chimney Congestion

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A: Because he only comes once a year and when he d...

Children And Cars

Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause ch...

Bad Look

Doctor: Mrs. Smith, I have to tell you, I don't like the looks of your husband.Patient's W...

Who's Child Is It?

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a ...

39 Children

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last chil...

Smokey The Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit h...

Words Of Wisdom From Children

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you,...

Together At Last

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more childr...

A Cruise

There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A coupl...

Third Child

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride ...

Parents & Children

Be nice to your children. They are the ones who choose your old folk's home.

Devil's Offer

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for ...

Easter Dress

It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon...

Children Books

HERE ARE SOME CHILDREN BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED:--------------------------------...

Some More Bad Children's Books

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence Let's Draw Betty and Veronica with their Clothes...

Children Quotes

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.Cl...