Jokes: child

Pregnant with my child

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling."I'...

Sent by God

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?".Her mother told ...

Too much TV?????

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Moth...

Murphy's Law regarding Children

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.2. For a ch...

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during...

Upholding The Cloth

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day a...

Funny Faces

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to...

An Ailing Child

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "t...

Bush Leadership Test

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her...

Free Throwing

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were fl...

Confused Child In Wedding Party

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take tw...

Charming

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texa...

Ugly Face

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to...

Bombed Outta My Head

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were fl...

Third Child

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride ...