Jokes: chicken

Chicken In The Road

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line....

Eating Chicken

Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead.

Chicken Wire & Duct Tape

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees th...

Finally An Answer

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette ...

Sausages

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The p...

Kfc: Our Daily Chicken

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would cha...

Three-legged Race

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he ...

Dinosaur St.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

Which Came First?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied...

Here, Chicken, Chicken

Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!

Rooster Crossing

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Idiot Chicken Farmer

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...

Chicken Crossfire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...

Going To Jesus

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...

Chicken...underwear

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

If Ever You're Choking...

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...

Brain Teaser

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

Osama-chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

The Chicken And The Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...

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