Jokes: chicken

The Indecisive Chicken

Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...er, no...

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Idiot Chicken Farmer

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...

Chicken Crossfire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...

Going To Jesus

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...

Chicken...underwear

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

If Ever You're Choking...

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...

Brain Teaser

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

Osama-chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

The Chicken And The Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...

One-legged Chicken

Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken? A. A flamingo

Chicken Chat

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign lan...

Chicken On The Football Field

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....

Chuckie Chicken

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...

How To Prepare Chicken...

A waiter asks a man,

Chicken At The Movies

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and ...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

New Farmer

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life...

Don't Kick The Animals, Man

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the ...

Spend Your Money Wisely

A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...

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