Jokes: chicken

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...

Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken? A. A flamingo

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign lan...

Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...er, no...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...

A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...

What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing....

A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.H...

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a ...

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chor...

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...

A waiter asks a man,