Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...
An old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and ...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life...
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the ...
A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...
What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing....
A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.H...
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a ...
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chor...
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?They all have handlebars! Except for t...
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the public...
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he...
Why did the chicken cross the road?KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.PLATO: ...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sink...
One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...
Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for...
