Jokes: chicken

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deepl...

What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?They all have handlebars! Except for t...

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the public...

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he...

Why did the chicken cross the road?KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.PLATO: ...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sink...

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty doub...

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken!

Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line....

Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead.

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees th...

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette ...

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The p...

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would cha...