Jokes: chicken

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line....

Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead.

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees th...

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette ...

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The p...

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would cha...

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he ...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied...

Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...