Jokes: chicken

Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...er, no...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...

Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken? A. A flamingo

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign lan...

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...

A waiter asks a man,

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and ...

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life...

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the ...

A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...