Jokes: chicken

Brain Teaser

A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...

Osama-chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He didn't. They don't have roads.

The Chicken And The Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...

One-legged Chicken

Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken? A. A flamingo

Chicken Chat

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign lan...

The Indecisive Chicken

Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...er, no...

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

Idiot Chicken Farmer

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...

Chicken Crossfire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...

Going To Jesus

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...

Chicken...underwear

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces!

If Ever You're Choking...

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...

Spend Your Money Wisely

A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...

Arkansas Fried Chicken

What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing....

Holy Bread

A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.H...

Hung Like A Horse

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a ...

Chores On The Farm

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chor...

Chicken On The Football Field

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....

Chuckie Chicken

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...

How To Prepare Chicken...

A waiter asks a man,

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