A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up again...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is si...
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign lan...
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...er, no...
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.A m...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fr...
Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground w...
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and s...
A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...
What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing....
A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.H...
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a ...
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chor...
Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...