Jokes: chicken

Capon Fear

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deepl...

Gone With The Schwinn

What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?They all have handlebars! Except for t...

Chicken Engineering At Its Finest

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the public...

Stick It If You Please

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road?KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.PLATO: ...

Story With A Moral

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sink...

Beethoven's Chicken

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

Horse and Chicken

One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...

Osama The Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for...

Chicken And Egg Are Lying In...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied...

Chicken Joke: Dirty!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty doub...

The Turkey And The Road

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken!

Here, Chicken, Chicken

Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!

Rooster Crossing

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Chicken In The Road

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It wanted to lay it on the line....

Eating Chicken

Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead.

Chicken Wire & Duct Tape

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees th...

Finally An Answer

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette ...

Sausages

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The p...

Kfc: Our Daily Chicken

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would cha...

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