Jokes: chicken

Chicken On The Football Field

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul....

Chuckie Chicken

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on yo...

How To Prepare Chicken...

A waiter asks a man,

Chicken At The Movies

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and ...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

New Farmer

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life...

Don't Kick The Animals, Man

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the ...

Spend Your Money Wisely

A man was short on cash but was horny as hell. He entered a brothel on the edge of town an...

Arkansas Fried Chicken

What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing....

Holy Bread

A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.H...

Hung Like A Horse

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a ...

Chores On The Farm

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chor...

Gone With The Schwinn

What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?They all have handlebars! Except for t...

Chicken Engineering At Its Finest

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the public...

Stick It If You Please

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road?KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.PLATO: ...

Story With A Moral

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sink...

Beethoven's Chicken

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

Horse and Chicken

One day a horse and a chicken were walking along on the farm, talking quietly to themselve...

Osama The Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for...

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