Jokes: change

Traffic Lights

Why does a red light turn red? If you had to change in front of everyone you'd turn red, t...

A Penny For Your Thoughts

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?Change.

Changing Bob

The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombsell on m...

Oil Change

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 mil...

Toilet Paper And Men

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I don't know, it's never happe...

Doctors, Nurses, Lightbulbs

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twelve: One to do it. one to ch...

Dyslexic Lightbulb

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Light Bulb 4

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?"You can change those things?!"...

Changing bulb

Three blondes a...

Dangerous Light

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course w...

Daily Agenda For Men And Women

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress k...

Lightbulb: Psychiatrist

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it really has to want...

Guitar-playing Lightbulb

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two: One to change the l...

51 Ways to Annoy Everybody

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.2) Have an uncontrollable lu...

Brain's Change Result

Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voic...

Political Emblem Change

EMERGENCY NOTICE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE PLEASE READ AND PASS ON TO ALL CONCERNED CI...

The Rules (by Her)

1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3...

Question...sex Change

What do you call a female sex change? An addadictomy!

Teachers Change A Light Bulb

How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ? Well, teachers don't change light ...

Philosopher Lightbulb

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two: one to change the lig...

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