What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet!
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police tho...