Jokes: cereal

Lame-o's

Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police tho...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Satellite Dish

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cereal

Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Yo Mama's...poor

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.