Jokes: cereal

Yo Mama's So Fat... Satellite Dish

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.


Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police tho...

Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Cereal

Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Yo Mama's...poor

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.