Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police tho...
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet!
Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!